From Likes & Follows to a Real Career:

Are We Right For You?

Are we a good fit? Let’s find out.

You got a bunch of likes. You got a bunch of followers. But in reality, you realize it all may be a bit phony.

Do you wanna be real?

Your songs, your arrangement, your lyrics, they’re not thought out… and nobody else is going to tell you. You have no idea what you want, and your sound isn’t something people want to listen to consistently. But hey, maybe you’ve got followers, you’ve got fans, but are they buying your merch or tickets to your shows?

If you’re happy with what you have and don’t think you can be better…move on. We can’t help.

But for the rest of you…we’re here to help and we’re not gonna let you down. We’re gonna make sure people pay attention to you. We’re gonna make sure you actually have something good and professional. We’re gonna make sure you’re set up correctly.

I know you’ve been at this a while, and if you haven’t, listen up. It takes a lot to make money in this business. But if you put a plan together and put your best foot forward, you have a better chance of succeeding. Or maybe you aren’t any good. And that’s ok. Let’s make it the best it can be.

The most effective thing I’ve found after thirty years in the business is to break down everything and run it through what I call “The Rock and Roll Car Wash.” I break down everything and see what’s working and what needs help. Whether it be your music, the socials, the touring, the DSPs, the marketing or lack thereof, let’s get to the roots of your music and bring out the sound and help with the brand. It’s about taking your best and transforming you into a quality band people want to listen to, watch, and support.

Just like any car wash, we want to keep the good things that make you shine and wash off all the stuff that’s causing rust and making the car look like a clunker. Some people have momentary success in this business, but they’re quickly gone. Others have been around forever with nothing to show for themselves. Let’s get success and longevity.

Back in the day, the labels would shut down bad music immediately. You would get a rejection letter (if any). Some labels would tell their colleagues “they need a car wash”. That meant they needed to hone their craft or work on the overall package. Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen anymore with all the digital hugs people give and all that bullshit patting on the back people do. There’s no artist development going on or people letting you know you’re not doing it right. I don’t believe in that. I tell bands the truth so they don’t waste years doing it wrong. WE PUT A PLAN TOGETHER. REMEMBER THOSE?

The problem I find bands run into is settling for mediocrity. Typically, it’s because they think their stuff is good enough in the marketplace when it’s not.

So let’s get it right from the start. My thing is go big or stay home. Make a TIMELESS record. Push it out professionally. That way you make an impact on yourself years from now by not half-assing it. Just because someone has a fancy studio and platinum records on the wall doesn’t mean they can help make your music the best. Let’s find the best. You deserve it.

I’m here to show you the correct process and setup to make a single grow with maximum impact and to get SUPERFANS. That’s a fanbase that will help you be worth more in tickets.

I’m here to help you get guarantees worth going on the road for, and that starts with making big records.

So let’s go!